January 2012
24 posts
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
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December 2011
49 posts
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Especially crushes back in grade school?!!?! Oh God O_O
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
someone: hey
me: no not you
2008: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2009: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2010: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2011: Wow I was so stupid last year.
conclusion: I'm stupid.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
HAHHAHHHAHAH
